Wednesday, April 11, 2007

Trolls Wanted For Research Study

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The NIMH seeks participants for a new neuroimaging study on neurodevelopmental abnormalities in the brains of blog trolls. Objective: measuring the quantity of gray matter lost by repeatedly browsing MindFreedom's web site.

It's been hard to find enrollees, so far, because those who qualify tend to sneer and shrug it off with, "NIMH? They're just pharma shills. Neuroscience is a sham, man." Subjects also have difficulty filling out the application form, claiming to be named God, giving a Yahoo newsgroup as an address, and pasting long rants about Zyprexa into the spaces provided for "birthdate" and "sex". The lone participant the NIMH has managed to recruit thus far is apparently getting along fine by screaming "pseudoscience fuckwits! ha-ha, I'll prove you all wrong!" at the lab technicians while they good-naturedly jam him into an MRI tube where a piece of rotting fish is hidden.

Via Omni Brain.

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At April 12, 2007 6:13 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

You ARE a fuckwit. It's not an out of left field term of abuse for you pal. Without "trolls" who would hold your pathetic pseudoscientific crap to account. Have I ever said neuroscience is a sham? I've said any of it based on psychiatry is throwing darts at a board and it is. And by the way fuckhead, I'm glad i've got your attention. Your defective executive function is highly prized to me. Because I give a fuck. Go and take orders and a brand new identity from your shrink at a young age and pathetically cling to it, juicing study after study that can't stand up to shit. You are too far gone CUNT. FUCKWIT. And this guy is always quick with a mocking tone for the likes of mindfreedom and scientology, it just so happens every mainstream organization IS a big pharma shill, so we take dissemination of the truth where we can get it. Bye bye you defective genetic degenerate, don't DARE have kids. After all we have "fabulous" new studys about you. Hahahahaha


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